To All Fathers on Their Special Day

Prayerful Best Wishes and Thanks

Below are a few humorous “Dadisms” that you might enjoy today. Do any sound familiar?

• I'm not just talking to hear my own voice!
• Don't forget to check your oil.
• You're gonna like it, whether you like it or not!
• If your friend jumped off a bridge would you?
• Don't look at me in that tone of voice!
• What part of NO don't you understand?
• I don't care what other people are doing! I'm not everybody else's father!
• Am I talking to a brick wall?
• Don't make me stop the car!
• What did I just get finished telling you?
• My father used to tell me...
• Go ask your mother!
• Just wait until I get you home!
• Who said life was supposed to be fair?
• If you forget, you'll be grounded till the end of the world.
• A little pain never hurt anybody.
• You're always a winner if you lose with a smile.
• You'll realize the value of money once you start earning.
• Turn off those lights. Do you think I am made of money?
• What do you think I am... a bank?